# Copied & # Adulterated
Courtesy : Ceeno Vs Lizkid

Oya you must laugh
1 ? . We Africans don't measure salt, we sprinkle it into the food till our ancestors whisper to us "its OK my child ⚠️ ⛔

2 ? . Maths be like
A plane is traveling at 235km/hr south west and the wind is blowing at 5km/hr south east, calculate the age of the pilot.....maths why... ?

3 ? . One idiot uses GUNSHOTS as his ringing tone, his china phone rang in the Bank today, over an hour we are still looking for the cashier and two security men... ?

4 ? . Ladies...no matter how cute your selfie looks on Facebook or Instagram....your national ID will humble you..... ? ☝️

5 ? . Its better you keep quiet or anything you say will be used against you in the court of law *move it* that is the only English Nigerian police can speak fluently

6 ? . As a woman, of you don't know how to cook, please Learn how to gossip....u can't just be useless...

7 ? . Just one week in the relationship and you're already calling him "pillar of my life"....my sister won't you allow the cement to dry....... ? ?

8 ? . I will not do this, I will not do that, relax and fall in love first...love comes with abundant mumu..
Trust me am speaking from experience. ?

9 ? . Everything is not village people ooo!! How can you go for a job interview and be fighting with another applicant over socket to charge your phone???

10 ? . I don't know why. but anytime I try building a strong relationship boom one girl will just come and carry my cement ?

11 ? . I need to control my anger I almost report my girlfriend to my wife today ?

12 ? . Apart from " I love you " " I miss you " and " I can't live without you "
... Which other jokes do u know
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13 ? . living in a One Room is bad
you can't even surprise your partner with Breakfast in Bed because she'll be watching you the whole time and be like
"Dont put tomato sauce babe ''.... ?

14 ? . My children forget SEX, there's nothing as sweet as scratching ur anus when you're alone in the room. My wisdom is so great..... ?

15 ? . But wait o I Have Never Seen A Groom Or A Bride.. Going To The Toilet During Their Wedding Day Or Are They Wearing Pampers
lemme just mind my business ? ?

16 ? . Dating your neighbor is pure nonsense,U will receive text like
"Baby are u alryt,I just saw u coming out from the toilet"... ?

17 ? . I think girls who lie dat they are pregnant should be arrested for attempted Stress yesterday I nearly run away from my village

18 ? . Slim girls without breast will be looking like plasma TV I beg na joke o.... ?

19 ? . Our last born birthday is tomorrow but due to hardship in this country I Mr Tunde and this innocent people reading this post have decided not to tell him

20 ? . Please and please On My Wedding Day There Will Be A Break, And u 'all Gonna Go Home And Eat Then After You Come Back...... ? ? ? ? ?

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As I was busy writing this Jokes I heard a voice of thunder, the thunder was like hahahaha Mr Agboola you see eh you're very funny, I swear I will fire anybody that skip this jokes without dropping like and comment.. sweet 16 court wears